My Family2000

[first lines]

[Michael breaks the living room window with a bazooka]

Susan:
What the hell was that?

Michael:
Um, if I said it was nothing, would you believe me?

Susan:
Michael!

Michael:
All right, it was for my science project... on organic foods.

Susan:
[spacing each word] You fired a rocket through a window?

Michael:
Come on, Mum. Do you think I'm so stupid I'd launch a rocket through our living room window? It was a sausage.

Susan:
Michael, you could have killed someone!

Michael:
It was an organic sausage.

Susan:
That's it. You're grounded until further notice.

Michael:
Grounded?

Susan:
Michael, you could've taken someone's eye out.

Michael:
Don't be silly, it exploded before it hit anything.

Susan:
[Thinks] Did Nick put you up to this?

Michael:
Actually, we had been planning to start up our own high-speed food delivery service.

[Abi runs into the house]

Abi:
You're not gonna believe this! I was getting off the bus, when it started raining sausage! I have prayed for this day.

Michael:
See? Our first satisfied customer.