My Family2000

[Ben has just seen what his family's life would be like if he had never been born]

Ben:
What's your - I don't believe I don't know this; what's your name?

Clarence:
Clarence.

Ben:
No! That's weird.

Clarence:
I never liked it either. I always see myself as more of a... Todd.

Ben:
No, i mean... My ear's better. It's like that film, you know, the film...

Clarence:
Reservoir Dogs.

Ben:
No, no, the one Susan makes me watch at Christmas, uh, with James Stewart.

Clarence:
Vertigo

Ben:
No, no, the other one.

Clarence:
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence.

Ben:
Doesn't matter.

Clarence:
The Glenn Miller Story.

Ben:
It doesn't matter! I'm going to go home. [gathers his clothes] Yeah, I'm going home. [pause] How can I ever thank you, Clarence?

Clarence:
Well, there's an odds bin just around the corner... [Ben leaves] Hey, that's my blanket!

[sound of a bell]

Clarence:
And every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings.