My Family2000
Man at Bar:
I'll have a lager.
Nick:
Coming right up.
[gives the man a green cocktail]
Man at Bar:
That's not a lager.
Nick:
It's better. I call it a Nick-tini.
Man at Bar:
I'd rather have a lager.
Nick:
OK.
[pulls out another cocktail, this time a white one]
Man at Bar:
What's that?
Nick:
A Nick-orita. Packed full of Tequila, you'll love it.
Pub Landlord:
Just give the man a lager.
Nick:
Look, I can't. I don't want to point fingers, but somebody forgot to order more barrels.
Pub Landlord:
You were supposed to order more.
Nick:
That's why I don't want to point fingers.
Pub Landlord:
You're fired.
Nick:
No, wait! You haven't seen my cocktail routine!
[tosses cocktail shaker between hands, throws it up in the air, it lands on the bar and smashes]
Pub Landlord:
[pause] You're still fired.
Nick:
Fine, but you haven't seen the last of Nick harper!
[walks out from behind the bar, and sits down next to the other man at the bar]
Nick:
I'll have a pint, it's been a rough day.
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