My Family2000

Susan:
It seems Michael's having a bit of a problem with Jason Hodder.

Ben:
Hodder J, the little fat kid who smells like sour milk.

Susan:
No, no, that's Keith Burstall. Jason's the one with the itch.

Ben:
Ooh. Which end?

Susan:
No, that's Lee Matthews. Jason had the head lice. Spread through the school like wildfire.

Ben:
Mmh. I know I never thanked him properly for that. What's he spreading now? Cholera? Typhoid? Distemper?

Susan:
No, this time it's different. He's been picking on Michael. This morning he didn't want to go to school.

Janey:
Who *would* with a disgusting class like that?

Ben:
Yeah, I know. School's meant to be unpleasant. You know, to prepare you for life.