My Hero2000

[first lines]

Stanley:
Is Ollie going to be OK?

Piers:
He was just a bit under the weather, but I think he responded to my natural authority with children.

Janet:
You see, mum. I said he was fine. [removes a 'Kick Me' sign from Piers's back]

Piers:
He might be a bit lacking in vitamins. He just needs to eat plenty of greens.

Ella:
Aah, isn't this nice. Let me take a photo, now we're all one big happy family.

Janet:
Except Piers isn't family, mum. I'm married to *George*.

Ella:
I can dream.