My Hero2000

Arnie:
You call the Ultron Council and ask them to bestow upon you the ancient power of Mascara.

Janet:
Of course, the ancient power of Mascara!

Janet:
What does that go with: the mighty force of lip gloss? The super strength of blusher?

George:
Look, Janet, this is a serious power.

Janet:
Well, you shouldn't have a silly name for it, then. Like that rule about invisibility.

George:
There's nothing silly about the third law of Bisto. Hmph. It happens to govern our planet.

Janet:
And keep your food moist.

George:
Look, using Mascara could place me in great danger.

Janet:
Especially in Northolt on a Saturday night.