My Hero2000

George:
How many citizen's arrests have I made this month?

Janet:
Uh, four hundred and nine.

George:
And how many people did they actually charge?

Janet:
One. You, for wasting police time.

George:
And was I wasting police time?

Janet:
Yes! You can't arrest someone for eating crisps in a library.

George:
He was disturbing the peace, Janet. You know, I believe in zero tolerance.

Janet:
You even arrested my mother for double parking.

George:
I also believe in having fun.