My Hero2000

[first lines]

Janet:
Busy evening?

George:
Huge fire in a chemical factory in the East End. Tipped a water-tower over it.

Janet:
You clever thing. What would they do without you?

Newsreader:
And finally, filming of 'London's Burning' was disrupted today when Thermoman unexpectedly put the fire out. Producers say it was the biggest effect they've ever attempted and will cost thousands to re-stage.

George:
I thought the cameras were for me.