My Hero2000

Janet:
[George has eaten the dog's food] It was horse-meat, George; you were eating *horse-meat*.

George:
You should get it more often; it was delicious.

Janet:
It's not fit for human consumption.

George:
I'm not human.

Janet:
Besides, we don't eat horses in this country. We ride horses. We have a special bond with them. So we don't eat them.

George:
You just chop them up so your dogs can eat them.

Janet:
Yes! [pause] There's no logic to it.

George:
You're telling me! 'Cause you love eating fish, but when I brought home those goldfish you refused to cook them.

Janet:
I know.

George:
And what about dog? Have you ever eaten dog?

Janet:
Well, of course I've never eaten dog!

George:
Well, you don't know what you're missing. I had one in China once. Yum-yum.

Janet:
George!

George:
No, that was his name.