My Hero2000

Mrs Raven:
[on telephone] It's Northolt Health Centre here, Mrs Lucas. Your husband made an appointment to see Dr Crispin at four o'clock today, and it's now four thirty. Well, I was just wondering: is he thinking of popping along at all, or does he just fix up appointments as some sort of sick joke?

Mrs Raven:
I see. And when did the death occur?

Mrs Raven:
An hour ago. It didn't occur to you, I suppose, to phone up and cancel the appointment.

Mrs Raven:
It's all very well saying sorry now, but the damage is done. [hangs up] It's all self, self, self with some people!