My Hero2000

[first lines]

George:
[sniffs] Lilliput. No, that's the book I'm reading. [sniffs] Kazakhstan. Janet! Oh, not again. [he goes to the bathroom door] Janet!

Janet:
What?

George:
I need to go!

Janet:
You'll just have to control yourself.

George:
No. I can't. I need to go to Kazakhstan. That's the eighth time you've been in there since supper.

Janet:
Can't you change into your thermo-gear out there?

George:
No!

Janet:
Why not?

George:
I don't know, I just can't. Heroes of Ultron transform in the bathroom; it's the rule, Janet.