My Hero2000

Piers:
Mrs Raven, your pay is very fair with *excellent* performance-related bonuses.

Janet:
She gets bonuses!

Piers:
Yes, twenty pounds for every day she doesn't make a patient cry.

Janet:
When did she last manage that?

Mrs Raven:
1998.

Piers:
We only had one patient all day, whom you chloroformed on arrival.