My Hero2000

Arnie:
You could go through... the flaming time-tunnel of Tarxis.

Tyler:
Been there, done that, got the T-shirt. [opens jacket showing shirt with slogan: "I went through the flaming time-tunnel of Tarxis"]

George:
So what is it?

Arnie:
It alters an Ultronians temporal field by re-jigging the age hormones. Ultronian women use it sometimes instead of a facelift.

George:
Oh, I remember. Who's that famous Ultronian?

Arnie:
Her Earth name's Joan Collins. She's been through so many times she's got a season ticket.