My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic2010

Rarity:
[Twilight's friends have had enough of Trixie showing off, and have been hinting that she needs to show up Trixie by saying "a unicorn" should face her] Enough. Enough, all of you. I take your hint, but Rarity is above such nonsense. Rainbow Dash and Applejack may behave like ruffians, but Rarity conducts herself with beauty and grace.

Trixie:
Ooo, what's the matter? Afraid you'll get a hair out of place in that rat's nest you call a mane?

Rarity:
Oh, it. Is. On! You may think you're tough with all of your so-called powers, but there's more to magic than your brutish ways. A unicorn needs to be more than just muscle. [Rarity takes some of the curtains off the stage and instantly turns them into a makeshift dress with a new hairstyle] A unicorn needs to have style.

Audience:
Ooh!

Rarity:
A unicorn is not a unicorn without grace and beauty. [Trixie's horn begins to glow with magic]

Spike:
Rarity won't let Trixie get the best of her! She's strong, she's beautiful, she's - [a magical blast sound is heard off screen, and the audience gasps]

Rarity:
Quick! I need a mirror! Get me a mirror! What did she do to my hair? I know she did something terrible to my hair!

Twilight Sparkle:
Nothing.

Rainbow Dash:
It's fine.

Applejack:
It's gorgeous.

Spike:
It's green. [Twilight, Rainbow, and Applejack glare at him] What?

Rarity:
[Rarity's new hairdo has been ruined to the point where it looks like a tall bird's nest with worms and branches sticking out of it] Ugh, no. Green hair! Not green hair! [cries, runs away] Such an awful, awful color! [she runs past Golden Harvest, who today is wearing her hair green]

Golden Harvest:
Well, I never!