My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic2010

Apple Bloom:
Ready, Granny!

Granny Smith:
Ready for what?

Apple Bloom:
For makin' zap apple jam!

Granny Smith:
Darn tootin'! It's time for some good old-fashioned zap apple jammin'!

Apple Bloom:
[jumps up] Yes ma'am. I can't wait ma'am!

Granny Smith:
[pause as Granny rocks in her rocking chair] Wait for what?

Apple Bloom:
To make zap apple jam with you!

Granny Smith:
O'course. Now I been doing this ever since I was a little pony, so be warned, pickle pear. There's a whole mess steps in this process and you gots to get each one of them just right, or no zap apple jam. Take this. [hands her a broom]

Apple Bloom:
Uh, is this one of your gazillion secret herbal ingredients for the zap apple jam?

Granny Smith:
That there's a broom. Now get sweepin', pipsqueak! Now while you sweep, I'll get to- uh... something there... umm... Oh ponyfeathers. Bet I'd forget my mane if it wasn't attached to my head.