My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic2010

Pinkie Pie:
Surprise! Hi. I'm Pinkie Pie and I threw this party just for you. Were you surprised, were you, were you? Huh huh huh?

Twilight Sparkle:
Very surprised. Libraries are supposed to be *quiet*.

Pinkie Pie:
[Twilight begins to mix a drink for herself, not knowing that she's pouring in hot sauce] That's silly. What kind of welcome party would this be if it were quiet? I mean, duh, bo-ring. You see, I saw you when you first got here, remember? You were all, hello, and I was all, *gasp*, remember? You see I never saw you before, and if I never saw you before that means you're new, 'cause I know every pony, and I mean every pony in Ponyville, and if you're new, then it meant you haven't met anyone yet, and if you haven't met anyone yet, you must not have any friends, and if you don't have any friends then you must be lonely, and that made me so sad, and I had an idea, and that's why I went *gasp*, I'll just throw a great big ginormous super-duper spectacular welcome party and invite everyone in Ponyville. See? And now you have lots and lots of friends.

Applejack:
[to Twilight] Are you alright, sugar cube? [train whistle sounds; Twilight runs out of the room, gagging]

Pinkie Pie:
Awwww, she's so happy, she's *crying*.

Spike:
Hot sauce. Ew.

Pinkie Pie:
What? It's good!