My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic2010

[first lines]

Applejack:
[reading to an apple tree on the train] An' that's when the yellow birdie thought to himself, "Hmm. My favorite little tree isn't such a little tree anymore." So she sang her song, big an' strong, an' they all lived in that great, big tree happily ever after. The... End.

Rarity:
Applejack! Were you reading a bedtime story to... An apple tree?

Applejack:
Heh... Uh... Well, ya know, being replanted in a whole new place is very upsettin' for a tree... An' Bloomberg here is one of my favorites.

Rarity:
No fair, Applejack! You've got a luxurious, private sleeper car for a tree, while I am crowded and cramped in the same car with all the other ponies. How am I supposed to get my beauty sleep?

Applejack:
But Bloomberg's the whole reason we're makin' this trip. He needs his rest so we can give him as a gift to my relatives in Appleloosa.

Rarity:
Hmph! You talk about it as if it's your baby or something.

Applejack:
Who you calling a baby? Bloomberg's no baby! Don't wet widdle Rarity make you all saddy-waddy. Bloomberg's a big and strong apple tree. Yes, he is. A-coochie-coochie-coo-coo-coo!

Rarity:
It's widdle Rarity who's all saddy-waddy! Urgh!