My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic2010

Applejack:
"Applejack, asleep on the job!" Can y'all believe this? And this one: "Big Macintosh - what's he hiding?" Who the hay does this Gabby Gums think she is?

Twilight Sparkle:
Listen to this one. "Twilight Sparkle: I was a Canterlot snob. A well-placed scaly source close to the prissy pony says Twilight Sparkle thinks Ponyville is nothing but muddy roads and low-class rubes."

Rarity:
Everypony, please! She's just a harmless schoolpony engaged in a little harmless gossip. You're really making too big a deal out of this.

Twilight Sparkle:
But it's *all* lies! Gabby Gums prints whatever she wants, she doesn't care whose reputation she destroys! "Fluttershy has tail extensions!" "Pinkie Pie is an out-of-control party animal!"

Pinkie Pie:
[shocked] What? [crying] It's true! I *do* have a problem!

Twilight Sparkle:
Oh look! According to this one, the Cakes are breaking up!

Mrs. Cake:
[rushes into the room with Mr. Cake and their babies] We are?

Rainbow Dash:
[crashes in with a pile of newspapers] Well, my life is officially over. Gabby Gums has made it to Cloudsdale.

Twilight Sparkle:
"Rainbow Dash: Speed demon or super softie?"?

Rainbow Dash:
I grabbed as many copies as I could, but it was too late! [crying] I'm a laughing stock!

Twilight Sparkle:
See, Rarity? Your so-called "harmless gossip" can be very hurtful!

Rarity:
Honestly, you ponies have no sense of humor. So she tweaks a few ponies every now and then, maybe they dese- [sees another issue, gasps] I'll *destroy* her! "The Drama-Queen Diaries"... she's reprinted my diary! How could Gabby Gums possibly get access to my private diary?