My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic2010

Rainbow Dash:
[finally giving in and reading the book Twilight gave her] "As Daring Do trekked through the tropical jungle, the wet heat sapped her energy and slowed her every step. If only she could escape this oppressive atmosphere and fly up into the cool blue sky. But her crash landing in the jungle had injured her wing and she was grounded for a few days. Few days... it might as well be a few months, or a few years!" Huh. I'm right there with you, sister.

Rainbow Dash:
"The mosquitoes buzzed loudly. The macaws cried from the high trees. Yet all of these distracting noises were not enough to cover the sound of the predators following her every step."

Rainbow Dash:
[steadily getting more excited] "Safely landing on the other side, Daring finally allowed herself a moment to breathe. She turned around to find herself face to face with the long lost temple that she had sought tirelessly for over sixty days and nights!"

Rainbow Dash:
I hate to admit it to myself, and would really hate to admit it to my friends, but... I love this story! I, I- I love reading! [horrified realization] I'm an egghead.