My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic2010

[first lines]

Twilight Sparkle:
[Twilight, in her library, lights a candle and closes some window curtains] No distractions. Today is too important. Re-shelving day. [she telekinetically removes all of the books from the shelves and drops them on the floor] Understanding Medieval Equestria goes in Pony History. [she floats the books all around her as she examines them one by one] Modern Spellcasting. That's Classics. The Art of the To-Do List... actually, I kinda wanna read that again.

Spike:
[chuckling]

Twilight Sparkle:
Spike! What are you laughing at?

Spike:
[holding a bright red ruby gem] This little beauty is my birthday present to myself! It's a fire ruby! I've been aging it for months, and it's almost ripe! [he hits it with a tuning fork and it pings]

Spike:
[sees the books on the floor, giggles] Hey, you took my advice! Just use the whole floor as one big shelf.

Twilight Sparkle:
Grrr...