My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic2010

Rarity's father:
Well! G'mornin', Rarity!

Rarity:
Father! Mother!

Rarity's father:
I'll have you know that Sweetie Belle here cooked this yummy lookin' breakfast all on her own.

[the table is filled with burned food and things]

Rarity:
I... figured.

[sniffs a glass of some dark powdery material]

Rarity:
I didn't know you could burn juice.

Rarity's mother:
I've been giving her lessons. I wouldn't be surprised if she's got a cutie mark in fancy cookin' by the time we get back from our vacation.

Rarity:
Vacation? Is that this week? As in "starting this very instant this week"?

[Sweetie Belle sets a bowl of bubbling gray liquid in front of her]

Rarity:
Uurh. Let me guess; apple sauce?

Sweetie Belle:
Nope. Toast! We're gonna have the bestest time two sisters could ever have! I'm gonna go grab my stuff from Dad's wagon.

Rarity:
So, now, when you say "a week"... is that, um, seven whole days?

Rarity's mother:
And six nights, I know! Such a short time to spend with your little sis.

Rarity's father:
[pointing to a plate of burned orange wedges] You gonna eat that?

Rarity:
But I've got such a long to do list. Oh well, I suppose "spend time with your sister" will just have to be added to the list.

[crash]

Sweetie Belle:
[appears at the door with a lot of luggage] Just a few necessities.