My Secret Identity1988

Kirk Stevens:
Wet bar, your honor.

Judge Daley:
Pardon?

Norman Heintz:
I believe he means sidebar.

Judge Daley:
You may approach the bench.

Kirk Stevens:
Your honor, he is tainting the jury's impartiality with this melodrama. Heinous, shocking criminal act? Please! In fact, all the evidence here is entirely circumstantial. I motion for an immediate dismissal.

Judge Daley:
Fervently argued and well said, Mr. Stevens. Dismissal denied. But do go on, Norman.

Norman Heintz:
[leaving the bench] I always thought you were a screw-up, Stevens.

Kirk Stevens:
That's my best bud you're trying to convict here, Norman.