My Wife and Kids2001

Michael Kyle:
The price of nudity sure has gone up.

Michael Kyle Jr.:
I know that's right, that lock just cost me $20.

Michael Kyle:
Yeah well that's $20 out the window, that lock's going to come off, it's a fire hazard.

Michael Kyle Jr.:
No it's not, Dad, it's metal, it won't burn.

Michael Kyle:
That's not what I mean. If there's a fire in the house and you're locked in here, you'll... you know what? Keep the lock on.