My Wife and Kids2001

[When their son leaves home and moves into an apartment]

Janet 'Jay' Marie Kyle:
You did what?

Michael Kyle:
Actually, I didn't do anything. He said he wanted to leave, so I said goodbye.

Janet 'Jay' Marie Kyle:
No, no, no, I know you better than that, Michael. You didn't just say fine, did you?

Michael Kyle:
Well, actually I said "so long, see ya sucker, bon voyage, arrivederci, later loser, goodbye, good riddance, peace out, let the doorknob hit ya where the good Lord split ya, don't come back around here no more, hasta la vista baby, kick rocks, and get the hell out," like that.

Janet 'Jay' Marie Kyle:
Do you mean to tell me that you told MY SON "so long, see ya sucker, bon voyage, arrivederci, later loser, goodbye, good riddance, peace out, let the doorknob hit ya where the good Lord split ya, don't come back around here no more, hasta la vista, and get the hell out" - to MY BABY.

Michael Kyle:
No, actually I said "so long, see ya sucker, bon voyage, arrivederci, later loser, goodbye, good riddance, peace out, let the doorknob hit ya where the good Lord split ya, don't come back around here no more, hasta la vista baby, KICK ROCKS, [pauses] and get the hell out. You forgot the "kick rocks." That's really important.

Janet 'Jay' Marie Kyle:
Michael, How did he react when you said "so long, see ya sucker, bon voyage, arrivederci, later loser, goodbye, good riddance, peace out, let the doorknob hit ya where the good Lord split ya, don't come back around here no more, KICK ROCKS, and get the hell out?"

Michael Kyle:
Actually, you left out the "hasta la vista"...

Janet 'Jay' Marie Kyle:
Oh, Michael. Don't say it, again.

[makes a diving motion]

Janet 'Jay' Marie Kyle:
I'm on edge, I swear.