My Wife and Kids

     

My Wife and Kids2001

Director: Damon Wayans
My Wife and Kids is an American sitcom that ran on ABC from March 28, 2001 to May 17, 2005. The series was produced by Touchstone Television. It starred Damon Wayans as Michael Kyle, the patriarch of a semi-dysfunctional middle class African-America… more »


Michael Kyle Jr.:
[about a chicken] How would I go about cooking this?

Michael Kyle:
Oh you see, advice is something I only give to my good children who follow my rules.

Michael Kyle Jr.:
Okay, I'll just thaw it and eat it raw, ever heard of sushi?

Michael Kyle:
Ever hear of salmonella?

Michael Kyle Jr.:
No but if she can cook, send her on over.

Michael Kyle:
[to Claire] That's your leader.

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