Mysterious Ways2000

Dr. Peggy Fowler:
This is you, your friend Dwayne, and who's this? [pointing at a comic drawing Jonathan made]

Jonathan:
Dwayne's girlfriend Lisa.

Dr. Peggy Fowler:
I thought Dwayne said that he didn't have a girlfriend.

Jonathan:
He's lying.

Dr. Peggy Fowler:
Why do you think he'd lie about that?

Jonathan:
[shrugs his shoulders] By some miracle if I had a girlfriend like that I'd tell the world.

Dr. Peggy Fowler:
You don't think a beautiful girl would be attracted to you?

Jonathan:
Would you be attracted to me? And don't say "Yes" because we both know you'd be lying. Wouldn't even give me a chance; one look and you'd go running.

Dr. Peggy Fowler:
Well, you're not giving yourself much credit.

Jonathan:
Yeah, well, after the five hundredth girl laughs in your face you kind of start to get a complex.

Dr. Peggy Fowler:
Well, why do you think they'd laugh at you? Your looks?

Jonathan:
For starters.

Dr. Peggy Fowler:
Well, do you agree with them? Do you think you look funny?

Jonathan:
Doesn't matter what I think. It won't change a thing. I could buy new cloths, I could change my hair, I could be the most successful business man in the world. Even if people saw my face on the cover of Fortune magazine their first thought would always be the same: what a dork.