NCIS: Los Angeles2009

Sam Hanna:
Hetty's Birthday. Every year it's the same thing. She doesn't want a gift. She doesn't want a party.

Marty Deeks:
So every year you give her a gift and throw her a party.

Kensi Blye:
Of course.

Marty Deeks:
What if she really doesn't want one?

Sam Hanna:
What if she says she doesn't and really does?

Marty Deeks:
Her feelings could be hurt if you don't

Sam Hanna:
Exactly.

Marty Deeks:
On the other hand, she's going to be really angry if she actually doesn't and you do.

'G' Callen:
Exactly.