NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service2003

Lt. Cmdr. Faith Coleman:
I'm tired of arguing with you, Gibbs. I want Corporal Yost taken into custody.

Gibbs:
I can't.

Lt. Cmdr. Faith Coleman:
Damn it, Gibbs! Do you think I want to incarcerate an eighty-two year old man? I am following the SecNav's direct orders! He said, "investigate," you did, and found enough evidence to hold him over for a court-martial. Now take him into custody!

Gibbs:
I said, "can't," not "wouldn't."

Lt. Cmdr. Faith Coleman:
Please don't insult me by telling me he escaped.

Gibbs:
The older they are, the sneakier they are.

Caitlin 'Kate' Todd:
Yost complained of a weak bladder. He had to use the restroom every fifteen minutes. We got tired of escorting him. One time, he left the room and never came back.

Timothy McGee:
We found a window open, he must have shimmied down the drainpipe.

Lt. Cmdr. Faith Coleman:
[sarcastic] I'd like to have seen that.

Timothy McGee:
I put out an APB. Airports. Train stations. Taxicabs. Walker... rentals.