NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service2003
[McGee's hands and face are covered with poison ivy]
Special Agent Timothy McGee:
What I don't understand is how it got all over my face.
Dr. Donald Mallard:
It's the urushiol oil in the plant, McGee. Once it gets on your hands, it spreads to anything it comes in contact with.
Special Agent Timothy McGee:
Well... then I have a major problem, Ducky.
Dr. Donald Mallard:
Hmm?
Special Agent Timothy McGee:
When I was out there, I had to... you know...
Dr. Donald Mallard:
No, I don't.
Special Agent Timothy McGee:
Relieve myself.
Dr. Donald Mallard:
Oh. [realizing] Oh... well, uh, let's take a look, then.
Special Agent Timothy McGee:
[unbuckles his pants] This is, uh, this is kind of embarrassing...
Dr. Donald Mallard:
I'm a doctor, McGee. I have seen everything there is to see more times than I care to remember.
[McGee drops his pants]
Dr. Donald Mallard:
Good lord.
Special Agent Timothy McGee:
What? What, is it bad?
Dr. Donald Mallard:
No, no, it's fine. Nothing to worry about. I didn't expect to see quite so much... swelling.
Special Agent Timothy McGee:
If Tony finds out about this, I'm gonna have to quit.
Dr. Donald Mallard:
Well, your secret is safe with me.
[Jimmy enters]
Jimmy Palmer:
Doctor, I've got the new evaluation forms you req...
[He trails off as he takes in the scene]
Jimmy Palmer:
I'll come back.
[Jimmy leaves]
Dr. Donald Mallard:
Him I'm not so sure about.
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