NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service2003

Deputy Secretary of State Anna Elliot:
[video-conference on MTAC plasma screen] Either I speak to Agent Gibbs and get a full accounting of this investigation, or I've been authorized to pull NCIS from the investigation and put it under the FBI's jurisdiction.

Timothy McGee:
[Plucking up courage] You're getting in the way.

Deputy Secretary of State Anna Elliot:
Excuse me, Agent McGee?

Timothy McGee:
We are working very hard. We have an undercover agent who is missing, he's risking his life and your constant interruptions are keeping me from doing my job.

Deputy Secretary of State Anna Elliot:
You lost your prisoners! You lost your agent!

Timothy McGee:
That is not true.

Deputy Secretary of State Anna Elliot:
That's what you told me.

Timothy McGee:
Look, the truth is that while Agent DiNozzo is lost, Jeffrey White is still with him. So Jeffrey White technically is with an NCIS agent, and therefore technically is still in custody.

Deputy Secretary of State Anna Elliot:
[Sarcastically] Well, you've clearly been empowered to tell me off.

Timothy McGee:
Yes ma'am.

Deputy Secretary of State Anna Elliot:
And what exactly did Agent Gibbs...

Timothy McGee:
He told me to... tell you to ... stick it.

Deputy Secretary of State Anna Elliot:
[with disbelief] You're telling me... to...

Timothy McGee:
Stick it! Thank you, Ms Deputy Secretary of State, our conversation is now over. [indicates to cut link]

[MTAC staff break into applause]