NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service2003

Officer Ziva David:
Someone or something is on the ship, with us. I can feel it.

Special Agent Timothy McGee:
[peering over DiNozzo's shoulder] Uh, yeah, I can see it.

[a large rat is eye-level behind DiNozzo. He turns around, sees the live rat, and jumps back in fright. The rat scurries away. DiNozzo exhales]

Special Agent Timothy McGee:
[smiling] Scared much, DiNozzo?

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo:
Stuff it, Mc-Barf-bag.

Officer Ziva David:
It's just a cute, little rat. Why the irrational fear?

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo:
It's not cute. It's not little. And it's not irrational.

Officer Ziva David:
Cowardly, then.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo:
Not if you're, uh, someone who survived a bout of bubonic plague, thank you very much! Rats are a known carrier. I used to love rats, back before the plague. Was a regular Willard.

Officer Ziva David:
What is a "Willard?"

Special Agent Timothy McGee:
It's a movie.

Officer Ziva David:
Mm.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo:
Willard had a pet rat named Ben, was a social misfit, made fun of by his coworkers, had a creepy boss.

Officer Ziva David:
No wonder you're related.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo:
You think Gibbs is creepy?

Special Agent Timothy McGee:
She meant the social-misfit-made-fun-of part.