NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service2003

Officer Ziva David:
[talking about their characters in McGee's novel] Was no secret he was writing about us.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo:
Oh, come on, it's not about us. I mean, the whole part about Lisa and her broken heart?

Officer Ziva David:
And the memento she keeps from a relationship that never had a chance to happen?

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo:
Yeah. Where's he gettin' that? Or the scene between Lisa and Tommy, where they, pour out their hearts to each other and spill their secrets?

Officer Ziva David:
[chuckles] When he tries to explain the profound nature of his identity crisis?

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo:
Yeah, I mean, the hidden struggle between who he is and what he's becoming? I don't even know what that is.

Officer Ziva David:
Yeah, totally unrealistic.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo:
Would never happen.

[both suddenly look awkward]