NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service2003

Ziva David, Mossad Liaison:
It is nice to see a couple with so much in common. Like McGee and his new sorceress friend.

NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo:
Oh, yeah. I was actually gonna talk to you about that. Let's see, how do I put this delicately? She, uh... she's not real.

Ziva David, Mossad Liaison:
You did *not*.

NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo:
I did. I was bored, it was late, I'd just watched "Weird Science." Next thing I knew, I was building a fake online profile and IMF'ing McGee.

Ziva David, Mossad Liaison:
He really likes her, Tony! You have to tell him!

NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo:
I know... but it's actually kind of flattering, in a creepy kind of way.