NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service

     

NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service2003

NCIS is an American action police procedural television series, revolving around a fictional team of special agents from the Naval Criminal Investigative Service, which investigates crimes involving the U.S. Navy and Marine Corps. more »


Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo:
Hey! Finish that database yet, Probie?

Timothy McGee:
Yesterday.

Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo:
Well, it should have been on my desk yesterday, shouldn't it?

Timothy McGee:
I didn't realize a compilation of nudie bars was that urgent.

Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo:
Well, it is.

Timothy McGee:
Why?

Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo:
I don't have to explain myself to a junior agent.

Timothy McGee:
Okay. Is this work-related or...?

Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo:
[stands and advances on McGee] But will, just this once! It's a mercy mission, Probie. A buddy of mine is getting married to a particularly unpleasant beast of a woman.

Timothy McGee:
So?

Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo:
So? So, the memory of his bachelor party will be the only thing that sustains him through the rest of his miserable existence.

Timothy McGee:
I will print it out as soon as I'm finished with this.

Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo:
On behalf of men everywhere, we thank you.

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