NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service2003

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs:
Hey, I've been looking all over the building for you.

NCIS Director Jenny Shepard:
Well, since we're low on agents, I thought I would give Abby a hand.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs:
The only reason we're low on agents is because you sent DiNozzo home.

NCIS Director Jenny Shepard:
There's no sense in getting us all sick...

Abby Sciuto:
[as Gibbs] "Next time you send one of my team home, you clear it with me first, Director!" [as Jenny] Oh, I didn't know I needed your permission to manage my own personnel, Agent Gibbs!" [as Gibbs] "*Your* personnel?" [as Jenny] "Last time I checked, it said Director on *my* door, not yours!" [to both of them, as herself] The kids don't like it when Mommy and Daddy fight.