Nash Bridges1996

Pepe:
Joe, I'm P. [refering to the handle name of a person Joe thought was a woman he was chatting with online]

Insp. Joe Dominguez:
What? Really?

Pepe:
Yes. Fate has a very parculiar wya of bringing us together, doesn't it?

Insp. Joe Dominguez:
Oh... I thought you were a woman.

Pepe:
No, no - you were in the man-for-man San Franscio chat room.

Insp. Joe Dominguez:
Really? I thought I was in the plain old San Franscio chat room.

Pepe:
Believe it - I know more than you think. Joe, I'd like to be your special friend. And yes - it might lead somewhere magical. But I can't.

Insp. Joe Dominguez:
You can't? [with some sarcasm]

Pepe:
No. your heart will always be with Nash. Twenty years is an eternity in a gay relationship. You two are bonded; you fit.

Insp. Joe Dominguez:
Look, Pepe, I'm going to tell you for the last time, okay? Nash and I are not together.

Pepe:
Look, I know you're going through a hard time, but being with me or a dozen other guys is not going to make it better. It's jsut not.

Insp. Joe Dominguez:
Okay. Okay, Pepe, look! I'm gay, Nash is gay, the whole world is gay. [mocking Pepe]

Pepe:
Well, no. Just San Franscio.