Nash Bridges1996

Nash Bridges:
Ah, bubbba... [seeing Joe put a beaded cuhion cover over the passenger seat]

Joe Dominguez:
Ah, don't ask.

Nash Bridges:
I'm afraid I already did.

Joe Dominguez:
It's supposed to keep my sperm count high, you know?

Nash Bridges:
Oh, God, I wish I hadn't asked.

Nash Bridges:
The invasion of Normandy wasn't this well planned.

Nash Bridges:
Inger's really working the calendar, huh?

Joe Dominguez:
Working it? she's going everything wired to her basal temperature. I'm gonna beep when she's ready. Eh, it will be like hte old days, you go six, seven times a night, you know?

Nash Bridges:
Get the f - when did you go six... never mind.

Joe Dominguez:
Hey, I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm better once than I ever was.

Nash Bridges:
Say that again?