Nathan Barley2005

Jonatton Yeah?:
[after watching Nathan Barley's prank video] [blank expression] That's hilarious and co.

Rufus Onslatt:
We should give Nathan Barley a column.

Ned Smanks:
Yeah, we should give Nathan Barley a column.

Rufus Onslatt:
Yeah like call it..."Nathan Barley's Column"?

Ned Smanks:
Hey, let's just call it "Barley", man.

Rufus Onslatt:
Yeah, man, or like "Nathan".

Ned Smanks:
Yeah, ?cause like, that could be like two columns.

Dan:
[sarcastic] Two columns.

Rufus Onslatt:
Yeah, and like maybe one would be *better* than the other one.

Ned Smanks:
Yeah, yeah, and you? and you'd only read the good one.

Dan:
[impatient] How would you tell which one was the good one?

Ned Smanks:
[dumbfounded] [pauses] Check 'em out. Direct comparison.

Rufus Onslatt:
Like, you'd read them both to find out which is the best one.

Ned Smanks:
Yeah, and then you'd just read the good one.

Dan:
[has lost patience] [looks to Jonatton] Are we gonna' do this?

Jonatton Yeah?:
Yeah? OK.

Ned Smanks:
[to Dan] Take the day off!

Rufus Onslatt:
Can we go home early?

Ned Smanks:
I'm gonna' do laps, basically, after that.