Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide2004

Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely:
I need help. I can't decide... Did you get taller?

Ned Bigby:
Six inches.

Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely:
That's amazing! How did you do that?

Ned Bigby:
Socks.

Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely:
Socks? How many?

Ned Bigby:
Forty pairs. [cuts to Ned's shoes, which are enormously big. Moze laughs, though Ned does not smile] You said you need help? [Moze holds a basketball and a volleyball in each hand, plus a cross country outfit]

Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely:
I don't know what to pick. I love volleyball, but basketball is awesome. And Mr. Wright thinks I could win a cross country title.

Ned Bigby:
I have to wear size fifteen in shoes to have a chance to make it basketball! And you want me to feel sorry for you because you made everything?

Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely:
Yes... [Ned takes everything from her and throws it back on her in anger. She only catches the volleyball] OW!... But awesome! You knew I'd catch the thing I cared about most, and it was the volleyball!

Ned Bigby:
...Sure, let's go with that.