Neighbours1985

Edith Chubb:
[Edith complains about Bouncer's barking] Mr. Mangel.

Joe Mangel:
[raking leaves] G'Day, Mrs. Chubb.

Edith Chubb:
Your dog's barking is terrorizing my cat; Can't you do something about it?

Joe Mangel:
[sighs] Bouncer, don't bark at Mrs. Chubb's cat. There you go. I told him

Edith Chubb:
Well, I hardly think *that'll* be sufficient.

Joe Mangel:
Not much else I can do, Mrs. Chubb. Dogs and Cats, you know; It's nature. You'll just have to keep Kitty inside.

Edith Chubb:
Well, I will for a few days but it's not fair to the animal to deny its freedom to the outdoors.

Joe Mangel:
Well, It's just gonna have to get used to old Bouncer here, Isn't it. He'll be alright.

Edith Chubb:
I would feel obliged if you would chain your dog up, for the time being, just for safety's sake.

Joe Mangel:
A Chain? No way. This is *Bouncer's* yard. Chain up your cat!

Edith Chubb:
Oh, Don't be absurd! Mine is a *reasonable* request.

Joe Mangel:
So's mine. Besides, Bouncer was here first. First in; Best Dressed.

Edith Chubb:
That Dog's barking is Noise Pollution!

Joe Mangel:
So's your Gasbaggin'!

Edith Chubb:
[Indignant] Well, Really! I'll have the authorities on you!

Joe Mangel:
I wouldn't if I were you. Go on, Bouncer! Sic 'Er! Kill! Kill!

[Sees Bouncer biting the broom]

Joe Mangel:
Not the broom, you fool! Her, the Blimp next door!