Never Mind the Buzzcocks1996

Jim Jeffries:
[recalling when he did a gig in a gay nightclub in Cape Town, South Africa] I was chatting to a whole lot of lads at the bar and I'm pretty funny... I think, and one of them's gone "You're wasted, aren't ya?" And I went "Yep". And he goes " Do you want to come to the toilet with me?" Now, I think he's offering me a line of coke. So I go in there first... beckon him in! Then he comes out, he pulls out this great big cock, and he goes "Do you want some coke first?" And I went "I only want coke!"