Never the Twain1981

Simon Peel:
Very good looking woman, Mrs Barton.

David Peel:
Aren't you a bit long in the tooth for that sort of thing, Dad?

Simon Peel:
What a charming phrase. It's not like football, you don't have to retire when you're 30.

David Peel:
Did you score?

Simon Peel:
If you must know, she gave me a cup of tea and, er, we shook hands.

David Peel:
Wow, you've never even met before! Sorry. Well, there wouldn't be anything wrong with it. You're flesh and blood.

Simon Peel:
And long teeth!