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Nick Miller:
Which one are you dating?

Schmidt:
Both.

Nick Miller:
Are you dating CeCe?

Schmidt:
I'm dating CeCe.

Nick Miller:
Are you dating Elizabeth?

Schmidt:
Yes.

Nick Miller:
How do you do that?

Schmidt:
They made me choose.

Nick Miller:
You have to choose. You can't have both women.

Schmidt:
What was I supposed to do?

Nick Miller:
What, you think you can have a bunch of wives? You get one wife! This is the way the world woks!

Schmidt:
Why?

Nick Miller:
I don't know.

Schmidt:
I feel terrible about this, i don't know what to do.

Nick Miller:
How could you do this with Jess' best friend?

Schmidt:
I don't know! I feel really badly about it!

Nick Miller:
In your little brain, how do you see this ending?

Schmidt:
I see it ending badly. Very, very badly. But you know what? I just... [chuckles] I want to thank you, though. Just for being there for me.

Nick Miller:
I'm not listening to you and I'm not there for you.

Schmidt:
Because now we're in this together.

Nick Miller:
We're not in this together and I'm not listening and I'm not there so just stop telling me things! What would you like me to do with this information?

Schmidt:
Well it really helped me to tell you. You should tell somebody. Get it off your chest.

Nick Miller:
Like who?

Schmidt:
Well, certainly not Jess.

Nick Miller:
[Makes a retching noise]