New Girl2011

Jax McTavish:
Um, I'd like to report that a missing item. My heart. It was stolen by that little heart thief right there. [points to Jess]

Jess:
I'm... I'm innocent. I didn't... I was framed.

Jax McTavish:
I just want to say in front of God and all these people at this gorgeous party that I'm in love with you.

Jess:
Mmm. no... Nah.

Jax McTavish:
And I know it's early, but I think I met the girl that I'm gonna marry.

Jess:
Wh-who?

Jax McTavish:
I'm gonna marry you!

Jess:
We are not on the same page.

Jax McTavish:
I'm gonna marry you. I'm gonna put a baby in you. We're gonna have dogs and cats. I met my third wife! [party guests applaud and cheer]