New Tricks2003

[first lines]

Jack Halford:
How can Strickland afford to keep a boat in a place like this?

Brian Lane:
Yeah, I couldn't afford to fish in it.

Gerry Standing:
When I was a kid this whole place was a toilet. Literally. Few yards down the road, the biggest sewage plant in Bermondsey.

Det.Supt.Sandra Pullman:
Thanks for that precise mental image, Gerry.

Jack Halford:
Does he have to drag us all the way out here?

Det.Supt.Sandra Pullman:
I think it's very nice of him actually to take us for a bit of a sail. It's his way of saying thank you for all our hard work.

Gerry Standing:
I prefer 'ard cash.

[they start down the ramp]

Gerry Standing:
Ooh dear, be careful.

Det.Supt.Sandra Pullman:
Shut up.

Jack Halford:
Which one is Strickland's?

Brian Lane:
G7. It must be the mooring number.

Jack Halford:
Ah. G9. G8. [pointing to a large yacht] Ah, must be this one.

Gerry Standing:
Blimey!

Det.Supt.Sandra Pullman:
Wow!

D.A.C. Robert Strickland:
[from the next boat] Ah! Welcome aboard the 'Last Minett'.

Gerry Standing:
He's having a laugh, isn't he?

Jack Halford:
I've seen bigger bathtubs.