New Tricks2003

[last lines]

Esther Lane:
Have you read this medical questionnaire you've got to fill in if you want to train to be a diver?

Brian Lane:
Eh?

Esther Lane:
You are to seek medical advice if you answer yes to any of the following questions.

[Brian groans]

Esther Lane:
Are you currently taking any prescribed medication?

Brian Lane:
Yeah, well...

Esther Lane:
Have you a history of alcohol or drug abuse in the past five years?

Brian Lane:
Five! That's a bit stringent.

Esther Lane:
Have you any history of mental or psychological illness of any kind, fear of small spaces, crowds, or panic attacks?

Brian Lane:
Wasted all that money.

Esther Lane:
Well, it doesn't have to be wasted. We could always wear the rubber suits.