New Tricks

New Tricks2003

New Tricks is a British television procedural crime drama, first broadcast in 2003. In February 2015, BBC One announced the show would end after series 12. The show's title is taken from the proverb "You can't teach an old dog new tricks". The seri… more »



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Brian Lane:
Crap. Absolute crap. You're a bloody disgrace. Three-nil to that shower. What a load of complete, five-star, total, bloody rubbish!

Mark Lane:
Dad, it was a friendly.

Brian Lane:
There's no such thing. You should never have lost. Never in a million years.

Mark Lane:
Against Spurs? We're non-league; they're ten divisions above us. What do you want to drink?

Brian Lane:
Nothing. I'll just eat me bloody orange.

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