New Tricks2003

[first lines]

Gerry Standing:
# Doo, doo-doo dooo, doo, doo-doo dooo #

Gerry Standing:
[is cut off by another car] Woah! [coffee spills on him] Aargh! Sh*t! You bleeding idiot, you could have killed the pair of us!

Guy Carse:
You could have killed me, you moron.

Gerry Standing:
What is your prob...

Guy Carse:
Take your hands off me...

Gerry Standing:
Eh!

Guy Carse:
-Mr Bleeding Magoo. You don't belong on the road.

Gerry Standing:
That's rich coming from you, you little... [sees wheelchair] Yeah!

Guy Carse:
What did you say?

Gerry Standing:
It was my right of way!

Guy Carse:
Oh, king of the jungle reckons I'm not up to it. Proud of yourself are you, taking the piss out of the handicapped!

Gerry Standing:
I'd leave it if I was you.

Guy Carse:
Toothless old git!