New Tricks2003

Jack Halford:
Excuse me, Lestade and Family.

Sid Lestade:
Yeah. Yeah, it's a Huguenot name. They come over from France, stop getting massacred. Unlike Gerry here, used to get massacred every Saturday night.

Barry Lestade:
You mention Lestade in the meat trade and everyone knows what you're talking about. It's a name to be proud of.

Sid Lestade:
Yeah, except for him, of course. Silly bugger thought it made him sound like an iron hoof.

Gerry Standing:
No, I didn't!

Det.Supt.Sandra Pullman:
You changed your name.

Jack Halford:
So your real name is Gerard Lestade.

Barry Lestade:
Ah, oui.

Gerry Standing:
Can you stop all this!

Brian Lane:
So deep down you're not cockney at all. You're French.

Gerry Standing:
I'm not bleeding French!

Sid Lestade:
That's what his old man used to say to wind him up.