New Tricks2003

Steve McAndrew:
[first lines] Oh.

Danny Griffin:
Bit jumpy, are we?

Steve McAndrew:
Been freebasing espressos for the last two hours.Took ages to upload these photos. Your home's supposed to be your castle. Mine's turned out to be a financial bloody life-raft.

Danny Griffin:
Your doing the right thing.

Steve McAndrew:
Letting a load of grubby strangers in my flat.

Danny Griffin:
Eyes on the prize. Think about the money.

Steve McAndrew:
Hey! I've got all the money I need. As long as I die by teatime.

Danny Griffin:
[reading the ad] "I'm delighted to welcome travellers to my little part of London."

Steve McAndrew:
People love that bullshit.

Danny Griffin:
"Retired senior public service professional, now turned gentleman of leisure" [Steve chuckles] Why don't you just say you were a copper?

Steve McAndrew:
Cause I don't want my customers to think the drug squad's going to kick down the door every time they light an incense stick. Right. Let's get this party started. Going live. Three. Two. One. Whew. So, what happens now? How long before I get my first booking?

Danny Griffin:
About thirteen minutes twenty-seven seconds.

Steve McAndrew:
Really?

Danny Griffin:
I don't know. Be patient.

Steve McAndrew:
I really need this to work.